You killed my father. Prepare to die.

You've all seen The Princess Bride, right? And you've memorized those immortal lines:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


With an upcoming kids' production of Disney's Mulan coming up in our household, we realized that Captain Shang gets to take revenge upon his father. And in this production, in final rehearsals, I've heard that there has been a line inserted, along these lines:

Hello. My name is Captain Shang. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


What a great idea! I love it!

But then, I realized — and found with a little help from the Internets — that this line could be part of, well, a lot of movies and stories! (Especially Disney movies!)

So wirthout further ado:

Hello. My name is Harry Potter. You killed my parents. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Tarzan. You killed my father and mother. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Vito Corleone. You killed my father. And this is for you.


Hello. My name is Data. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You’re about to kill my father. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Hamlet. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


Hello. I’m batman. You killed my parents. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Ariel. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.


Hello. Our names are Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. You killed our parents. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Anakin Skywalker. You killed my mother. Prepare to die.


Hello. My name is Simba. You killed my father. Prepare to die.



Did I miss any?  Make some of your own and link to 'em in the comments!

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